David: A good friend who knows about things like this told me that the heart-shaped wreath on the wall suggests that this fellow is a married cheater. I’m not sure how he knows that sorta thing as he’s a big ole single fag, but maybe it’s related to his own childhood and some dysfunction between his parents. This living room does have a very QVC-Home-Shopping parental vibe about it, so my thinking is that this guy showed up to housesit for his parents while they were down in Florida and thought he’d do some horticulture magic on the house plants after he was done with his Grindr hookup….
