{"id":6694,"date":"2016-11-10T04:09:19","date_gmt":"2016-11-10T04:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/?p=6694"},"modified":"2016-11-10T04:09:19","modified_gmt":"2016-11-10T04:09:19","slug":"closet-case","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/closet-case\/","title":{"rendered":"Closet Case"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Untitled-2-32.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6695\" src=\"http:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Untitled-2-32.jpg\" alt=\"untitled-2\" width=\"536\" height=\"401\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Richard: Lurid Digs has always cast its goggling, gimlet eye on dodgy design choices: terrifying sofas, unkempt bedrooms, Babylonian towers of tchotchkes, and so on. What we&#8217;ve never done is peek inside people&#8217;s closets. That&#8217;s because closets are safe spaces where it&#8217;s perfectly okay to stash the good china, the bad china, yesterday&#8217;s laundry, and the cat food that you bought two weeks ago but haven&#8217;t managed to stack in the pantry. Fuck the Container Store: a clean, uncluttered closet says that you&#8217;ve either got a very sick, homicidally inclined mind or you&#8217;re a Republican housewife who&#8230;\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Richard: Lurid Digs has always cast its goggling, gimlet eye on dodgy design choices: terrifying sofas, unkempt bedrooms, Babylonian towers of tchotchkes, and so on. What we&#8217;ve never done is peek inside people&#8217;s closets. That&#8217;s because closets are safe spaces where it&#8217;s perfectly okay to stash the good china, the bad china, yesterday&#8217;s laundry, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6696,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[413,443],"tags":[914],"class_list":["post-6694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gunzblazing-com","category-lurid-digs","tag-closet-case"],"acf":[],"views":1319,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}