{"id":7106,"date":"2016-12-02T17:17:19","date_gmt":"2016-12-02T17:17:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/?p=7106"},"modified":"2016-12-02T17:17:19","modified_gmt":"2016-12-02T17:17:19","slug":"texas-chainsaw-mishegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/texas-chainsaw-mishegas\/","title":{"rendered":"Texas Chainsaw Mishegas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luriddigs.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7107\" src=\"http:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Untitled-2-17.jpg\" alt=\"untitled-2\" width=\"538\" height=\"392\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>David: A good friend who knows about things like this told me that the heart-shaped wreath on the wall suggests that this fellow is a married cheater. I&#8217;m not sure how he knows that sorta thing as he&#8217;s a big ole single fag, but maybe it&#8217;s related to his own childhood and some dysfunction between his parents. This living room does have a very QVC-Home-Shopping parental vibe about it, so my thinking is that this guy showed up to housesit for his parents while they were down in Florida and thought he&#8217;d do some horticulture magic on the house plants after he was done with his Grindr hookup&#8230;.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David: A good friend who knows about things like this told me that the heart-shaped wreath on the wall suggests that this fellow is a married cheater. I&#8217;m not sure how he knows that sorta thing as he&#8217;s a big ole single fag, but maybe it&#8217;s related to his own childhood and some dysfunction between [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":7108,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[413,443],"tags":[972],"class_list":["post-7106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gunzblazing-com","category-lurid-digs","tag-texas-chainsaw-mishegas"],"acf":[],"views":1155,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7106\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}