{"id":7354,"date":"2016-12-14T17:00:38","date_gmt":"2016-12-14T17:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/?p=7354"},"modified":"2016-12-14T17:00:38","modified_gmt":"2016-12-14T17:00:38","slug":"short-fingered-vulgarian-digs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/short-fingered-vulgarian-digs\/","title":{"rendered":"Short-Fingered Vulgarian Digs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luriddigs.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7355\" src=\"http:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Untitled-1-20.jpg\" alt=\"untitled-1\" width=\"545\" height=\"327\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.luriddigs.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7356\" src=\"http:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Untitled-2-86.jpg\" alt=\"untitled-2\" width=\"544\" height=\"344\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Richard: These are not our usual interiors. For starters, they&#8217;re meticulously clean. (The homeowner probably isn&#8217;t responsible for that.) They&#8217;re also a bit grand, in the same way that we&#8217;d be &#8220;a bit&#8221; excited to slobber on Christopher Meloni&#8217;s pendulous nutsack or gargle with Chris Noth&#8217;s DNA. And of course, they&#8217;re aggressively bland. Sure, there&#8217;s a lot of baroque bullshit &#8212; the gilt chairs, the inset ceilings, the tops of those completely decorative, not-at-all architecturally significant Corinthian columns. But the monochromatic monsoon of gold and rose-gold and beige makes&#8230;\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Richard: These are not our usual interiors. For starters, they&#8217;re meticulously clean. (The homeowner probably isn&#8217;t responsible for that.) They&#8217;re also a bit grand, in the same way that we&#8217;d be &#8220;a bit&#8221; excited to slobber on Christopher Meloni&#8217;s pendulous nutsack or gargle with Chris Noth&#8217;s DNA. And of course, they&#8217;re aggressively bland. Sure, there&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":7357,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[413,443],"tags":[1005],"class_list":["post-7354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gunzblazing-com","category-lurid-digs","tag-short-fingered-vulgarian-digs"],"acf":[],"views":1216,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7354\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.themall.sexy\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}