MA… WHAT THE FUCK!?! THIS HAPPENED LAST THANKSGIVING!!

MAN, I (PETER GREEN) LOVE THANKSGIVING! THE FOOD, THE FAMILY, THE FUN- IT’S ALL GREAT. WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND INVITED ME TO HER STEPMOM’S FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER, I WAS EXCITED. ONCE I SAW HER MOM, ARMANI BLACK, I WAS EVEN MORE EXCITED. WHAT A MILF! 

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